What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:27

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
No way
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
AMD Stock Soars as Piper Sandler Raises Price Target After 'Advancing AI' Event - Investopedia
share office space ...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
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