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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 16:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

Why is social media so anti-fee speech, and have they become total BS?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Can the Beckham brand survive reports of family feud? - BBC

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Astronomers discover 15 new giant radio galaxies — the largest single objects in the universe - Space

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

No way

Can machine learning and AI make programmers obsolete? Can AI make software coding and debugging a thing of the past?

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

UPS told California man his son’s guitar was destroyed in a wildfire — and then he found it for sale online - AOL.com

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Israel warns ‘Tehran will burn’ as Netanyahu hints at regime change - Financial Times

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

CNN interrupted for devastating Elon Musk news amid Donald Trump showdown - Irish Star

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

AMD Stock Soars as Piper Sandler Raises Price Target After 'Advancing AI' Event - Investopedia

share office space ...

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

NAACP calls on Memphis officials to halt operations at xAI’s ‘dirty data center’ - TechCrunch